Red Velvet Recovery Cakes

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Ingredients:

• 1 Tyrant

• 4 cups of nationalism

• 2 cups of radicals

• Icing *optional

Total Time: around 1 hour

Prep Time: 30 min.

Cook Time: 30 min.

Serves: 8

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Directions:

1. Put Tyrant into large bowl

2. Separate Radicals from Moderates, keeping Moderates in separate bowl; throw away Radicals

3. Add Nationalism to bowl of Moderates; beat until blended

4. Slowly mix in Nationalism and bowl of Moderates with the Tyrant until the Nationalism has overpowered and the Tyrant is no longer distinguishable

5. Let sit for 15 minutes or until violent bubbling has subsided

6. Pour into pan, bake at 350°F for 25-30 minutes

7. Allow it to cool for about 15-30 minutes

8. Add icing and enjoy!